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Jan132026

Where the DEA, a Couch, and a Submarine Enter a Bar

BlogJanuary 13, 2026

This chapter drops you straight into the smoke-hazed orbit of Big Red — the legendary couch that accidentally held more cash than some small-town banks — and the even stranger orbit of DEA Rob, a man who could go from raiding narco-compounds to asking permission to date your waitress before breakfast.

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Jan122026

Becky’s Coke Chronicles: From Club to Cell Block

BlogJanuary 12, 2026

This chapter drops you straight into the smoke-hazed orbit of Big Red — the legendary couch that accidentally held more cash than some small-town banks — and the even stranger orbit of DEA Rob, a man who could go from raiding narco-compounds to asking permission to date your waitress before breakfast.

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Dec142025

When Rockstars and an 80’s Icon Crash Your Wednesday (And Your Life)

BlogDecember 14, 2025

This chapter drops you straight into the smoke-hazed orbit of Big Red — the legendary couch that accidentally held more cash than some small-town banks — and the even stranger orbit of DEA Rob, a man who could go from raiding narco-compounds to asking permission to date your waitress before breakfast.

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Sep302025

My Penthouse vs. A Plane: Guess Who Won?

BlogSeptember 30, 2025

Chapter 17 is the part of the story where the universe looks at me, shrugs, and decides, “Let’s see what happens if we shake his life like a snow globe and toss in an aircraft.”

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